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Retention & cohorts

Retention curves are why teams buy Mixpanel — and behavioural cohorts only show up once you're paying Growth or Enterprise.

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How we'd rebuild it for you

Retention is a window function in Postgres run nightly into a materialised view; cohorts are a saved SQL filter your PMs edit in Metabase. Five years of history isn't a sales call — it's a TimescaleDB hypertable and an S3 cold tier.